IC: "Yes," he said. "You will get the free benefits of good luck." He hoped this would work, his back was sore from sleeping on the ground...
OOC: Are you still under attack? Ya know javalins. Ninja'edIC: Onuzek"Onuzek also sparred with Kyju. He is good, and fast. He knocked Onuzek's mask off. Onuzek had to fight him without his mask." He shot a evil look at Barricade. And flexed his huge arms, "Onuzek might give him a very deep massage."
IC: [Ril]Ril blinked."You fought Kyju without a mask," he said. "You must be rather tough."He smiled again. "Go give Barricade a deep massage would you?"
IC: "Karz." Barricade gave Onuzek the finger and continued walking. Well, that wasn't exactly my best evil plan ever...
IC: OnuzekHe lumbered over to Barricade. Activating his Pakari he lifted one of his massive claws up... and slamed it down into Barricade's back. "There."OOC: O.M.G. Ninja'ed again.
IC: Barricade fell and hit the ground. He spat dirt out of his mouth. "So you wanna fight, big guy?! RAAAAAH!" He sent elemental power in all directions, quaking so violently the ground shattered and turned. Ril and Onuzek fell over, and he pulled out his wheel whip and brought it down on Onuzek. "SUCK ON THIS!"
OOC: No that was the Marines. They're under control again so you don't have to worry about flying javelins now.IC: The Marines cracked up laughing as Barricade's "Evil plan" backfired and blew up right in his face."I vote we keep the big guy too." Hotu said."He does afford a rather nice view." Nala said from her sitting position on one of Onuzek's shoulders. She caught the end of the whip in one hand and shot a glare at Barricade. "NO." She said coldly.
OOC: Ninja'ed AGAIN!IC: OnuzekHe wordlessly increased Barracide's gravity hundred fold. "No, Onuzek doesn't want to fight."
IC: Barricade instead pulled out his disk launcher and shot ONuzek's stomach, where someone on his shoulder could not reach. "KARZ!" He found himself on the ground as well no later than he had fired.OOC: Note that Onuzek fell over from a quake, Kalama.
IC: [Ril]"If you were to be involved with her you would be whipped," quipped the Toa of Fire. "Theoretically of course. I see no romantic involvements between you two."He grabbed the other Toa's shoulder, pulling it back, sending the former evil-doer to the ground."Play nice."
OOC: He already fell over due to gravity. And Ril fell over due to the quake also.IC: Barricade started swearing...again.
IC: OnuzekThe disk hit his stomach, hard. But he didn't feel it. At all. He laughed, "Being is shooting slices of trees at Onuzek? Funny!"
OOC: This is getting confusing.IC: [Ril]"Your language hurts my ears," said Ril dryly as he pulled up the other Toa. "Stop trying to fight people."
IC: Onuzek"Or Onuzek will stop you." He added.OOC: Umm...
OOC: And Nala has very excellent balance. She IS a ShadowWalker after all and likes to sit/lay across the shoulders of larger beings.IC: Nala burst out laughing at Onuzek shrugging off the disc. She patted him from her sitting point. "Point and round to the big guy." She then gave Ril a look. "And who says I have to be attracted exclusively to other Matoran? I prefer the more... exotic flavors life has to offer.""Oh boy, here we go." Nuraka said rolling her eyes. "We get it Nala, you're old and bored with Matoran and you're trying something new.""Oh I'm hardly feeling my age Nuraka. Trying new things DOES seem to add a few years to my lifespan.""But this guy?" She pointed at Barricade. "Seriously?""Stranger things have happened."
IC: [Ril]"Who knows?" said Ril. "You could corrupt his Chaotic Evil alignment in Chaotic Good."
IC: Onuzek"Onuzek doesn't know your names. Onuzek's name is Onuzek." He supplied.OOC: *face-palm*
IC: [Ril]"I'm Ril," said the Toa of Fire.
"I'm more a True Chaotic." Nala replied as she leaned over. "You have very broad shoulders Onuzek. Perfect for napping."
IC: [Ril]Ril smiled."I see you've made a new friend."
IC: Onuzek"Um..... Thanks. Onuzek thinks." He replied. He then asked the matoran, "What is your name?"
"ZZzzzzzzzz..."Kalama chuckled. "That's Nala. Pardon her. She partial to napping during the day, usually on someone's shoulders, I'm Kalama. The silent one there is Juno.""..." Juno said."I'm Lei and this is my sister-Marine buddy Hotu!" Lei said gesturing to the larger than normal Matoran."That's Kali, Maya, Nuraka, and the one with the weird accent is Yuni. We're all Ga-Matoran.""You're only one in name since we don't know what breed you are Kalama and you're clearly male." Kali corrected."Bah, details woman!"
IC: [Ril]"Nice to meet you," said Ril. "I'm Aronis Ril, Lance Corporal, Ta-Koro Guard."
IC: Onuzek"Onuzek is Onuzek-gravity-toa-with-gigantic-claws." He said. Careful not to disturb the sleeping matoran on his shoulders.
Lei and Hotu looked at each other."Lance Corporal?" Lei asked."What does that equate to in the Marines? Same rank or PFC?" Hotu asked.
IC: MeritalaShe picked herself back up and kept moving. That was not a volcano in the distance. Just another burnt tree. There were an awful lot around here. And they all looked exactly the same. That was annoying.She picked up the pace until she saw what appeared to be either a campsite or some sort of meeting. She was so tired she didn't even care.Why, she was so tired she passed out just ten bio from where they were.
IC: [Ril]"Private First Class," he replied.
Lei and Hotu blinked before looking at each other."Whoa...""This guy is totally out of his league." Hotu agreed."Are you like? Up for promotion soon or what? Because this is awkward." Lei asked Ril."EVERY. LAST. ONE OF US. OUTRANK HIM." Hotu said."Well, Nala doesn't but she doesn't really count." Lei said.A dull thump got the Marines attention."MEDIC!" Lei and Hotu called out."I saw. No need to shout." Maya said walking in the direction of the disturbance.The Marines clustered around the fallen Toa of Water."How bad is it Maya?" Kali asked."She's just exhausted." Maya said after a quick examination. Glancing at the Toa she said, "Could one of you be so kind as to help carry her? We'll take her back to Ta-Koro with us."
IC: [Ril]Ril smiled, rubbing his head sheepishly."Yeah, I'm getting a promotion soon," he said, helping the Toa of Water up. "You guys seem surprised for some reason."
IC:"Onuzek will." he picked up the toa of water. "This same toa of water, again."OOC: Last post feel free to puppet.
IC: MeritalaIn here shallow unconsciousness, she heard voices. Taking her back into town? Why she was just there... Her eyes flickered open. She was surrounded by a squad of Marines and a few other people."I'm fine," she said, sitting up. "Just scared is all. Had a... strange encounter back in the forest."
IC: ArgentumArgentum: Not really a strange encounter since strange things happen everywhere. I'm Silver, insane guy on road to redemption. I had a brother named Gold. He's even more insane. What's your name, and what was this strange encounter?
IC: [Ril]"Let me guess, you had a sister named Bronze," said Ril dryly, before he turned to the Toa of Water. "You okay?"
IC: ArgentumArgentum: I also received news when I was at Ko-Wahi that a certain Toa of Iron was there when Hafu was kidnapped. Unless there's another Toa of Iron who is helping Makuta, he's my bro. As for the Toa of Water, she's ok. I don't understand why people say 'Im ok' and everyone else goes like, 'You sure?' 'Really?'. I mean, WHAT? THEY JUST SAID THEY'RE OK! Stupid people.
IC: [Ril]"Uh huh," said Ril. "Making sure you see. Sometimes people say they're fine but they aren't."
IC: Tank - Ta-Koro GatesTank planted his feet into the ground and punched forwards, shattering the large rock into smaller pieces. It hurt a lot. Tank turned and struck another guard in the face with his staff, knocking the Matoran to the ground. Another came at him with a trident, Tank swept his foot under the guardsmen and turned to see the guard that tackled him.He heard Utu shout something as he blasted sand in the being's face.IC: Utu - Ta-Koro GatesUtu didn't anticipate an attack from the being from around the back, but he did aniticipate the next two. He blocked almost lazily, hardly able to block the strikes properly. He shouted as he kicked forwards, almost blindly.
IC: [Naona]Naona took advantage of Tank's lack of attention to her, eyes grim as she swung her staff at the other being's head.
IC: It seemed this Onuzek was even stronger than Tahuva, however less skilled and less powerful overall. "Hmph. All right, fatso. You win. Heheh. You would have made a good Deceptoa."OOC: There, I named Zeltroth's faction.
OOC: Couldn't you have made it more original? Besides, Deceptikuta would have worked better if you were to work on the principles of ManiacToaLaco's Bionicle/Transformers Comedy.IC: [Ril]"That name sucks," said Ril.
OOC: I wasn't.IC: "Once again, so does yours." Barricade was beginning to get bored. "Where to next, then?"