BZPRPG: Onu-Wahi

IC: [Arkrak]"Let me guess. Estranged lover?"Everyone turned to stare at him."What? Perfectly logical theory."

IC: Aru"Well, no. I betrayed him and my entire species to get them locked in a cave connected to Onu-Koro for over a thousand years."IC: Incommodo"The hollow wall..." Incommodo muttered.

IC: [Arkrak/Atonal]"My plot senses are tingling.""There is no such thing as a plot sense."

IC: Incommodo"No, my plot sense is tingling too!" Incommodo exclaimed. "Hold on, wait, I think that's just the beer."

IC: [Arkrak]"Maybe alcohol activated our latent plot senses!"

IC: Nikarra"If only it could activate their latent common senses." Nikarra muttered.

IC: [Arkrak]"Latent common senses eh?"

IC: Nikarra"Well, your common sense is either latent or non-existent, but I'm going with the first to give you the burden of doubt."

IC: [Atonal]"Little bro jumps off cliffs because he can. I doubt he has common sense."

IC: Incommodo"I have common sense!"IC: Nikarra"You honestly think you have common sense?"IC: Incommodo"Give me one really-not-sensible thing I've done."IC: Nikarra"You bur- Nevermind..."IC: Incommodo"I win."

IC: [Arkrak]"So bat-person. How's life?"

IC: Aru"You've already asked that."IC: Nikarra"He's probably trying to hit on you." Nikarra explained.

IC: [Arkrak]"Nah. It just starts conversations."

IC: AruIgnoring Arkrak, Aru turned to Nikarra. "What does it mean if someone's 'hitting on you'?"IC: Nikarra"It means they ...like... you."IC: Aru"Yay! You like me!" Aru ran over and hugged Arkrak.OOC: What? Aru's a hug person.

IC: [Arkrak]"Um okay?" said Arkrak slowly, hesitantly returning the hug.

IC: NikarraNikarra laughed quietly.

IC: IhreyIhrey raised an eyebrow.

IC: Incommodo"No-one offered me a hug..."IC: AruAru turned to look at Incommodo."SHUT UP!" She screamed, before returning to hugging Arkrak.OOC: Ah, if only BZPRPG had its own version of You've Been Framed. XD

IC: [Arkrak]Arkrak gave Inc a look that said: 'Not my fault.'

IC: Ihrey"D'aww, Incommodo, do you want a hug?"

IC: Nikarra"Don't get his hopes up." Nikarra said to Ihrey.

IC: Ihrey"But it's funnier to watch his disappointment."

IC: Nikarra, Pirok"He doesn't understand jokes like that. He once followed someone for a year because they called him 'mate'.""That would be me." Pirok sighed.

IC: Ihrey"Wait, really?" Ihrey shuddered, silently thanking Nikarra for saving her from that unfortunate fate.

IC: Pirok"I believe my exact words were 'Sorry, not at the moment, mate'."

IC: Ihrey"The more I hear, the more I imagine Incommodo as an injured pet." She paused, then added: "I hate pets."

IC: Incommodo, Nikarra"If I was a pet, I would be a puppy. But not one of the weird ones with no hair that look like Gremlins.""Those are cats, Incommodo."

IC: Ihrey"If you were a pet, Incy, I'd be able to practise my dropkicking."

IC: Incommodo, Nikarra"I don't get it.""Can someone find a pool of something mutageous and drop him into it? For me?"

IC: Ihrey"If he becomes the size of your head, hand him over to me. I'm curious as to how far I'd be able to punt him."

IC: Incommodo, Pirok"I still don't get it.""If he doesn't, we can try and crush him."

IC: [Arkrak/Atonal]"This conversation is interesting. Hey blue guy, anything embarrassing happened to my lil' bro?""Atonal, shut up."

IC: Incommodo"He tried to save my life, and hit on my sister instead."

IC: [Atonal/Arkrak]"That sounds ... Arkrak-ish.""Help ... can't breathe ... hugging ... too ... much."

IC: Incommodo, Aru"Yup."Aru ignored Arkrak, and continued to hug him.

IC: [Arkrak]"Gurble."

IC: Ihrey"You never I never imagined evil bat thing being the huggy type."

IC: Nikarra"At least it's funny to watch." Nikarra shrugged.

IC: [Atonal]"Hey bat-person, you're sort of choking my bro to death there."

IC: AruAru continued to ignore everyone.