BZPRPG: Onu-Wahi

IC: Cysero (Tunnel, Onu-Koro)"I've got enough hot air in my lungs to populate a city," he said weakly; the smirk on his face was so obvious even with all the dirt on top of him that it was almost audible. "Just...just stay here with me, okay? Out of everything that has ever occurred to me, being buried alive is the worst thing that I can even imagine and...there's no sky...Dahlia, there's no sky..."-Teezy

IC: Dahlia"You're in Onu-Wahi, there's never a sky. But at the same time, there's always a sky." She buzzed around the barrier, trying to pinpoint where his voice was coming from. "It's okay, I won't go anywhere. I'm scared too. I don't know if I should tell you to save your breath or keep talking to keep us both sane."

IC: Cysero (Tunnel, Onu-Wahi)"Don't worry about it, alright?" he asked. He would have squeezed her hand if he could; she sounded so scared...Just like me."Is my Kolhii stick out there?" he asked. "I got it custom made, I'm rather fond of it..."-Teezy

IC: Dahlia"Yes, I can relate. But unless its safe to shovel you out with it, it won't do either of us much good. Amorian is right behind us, he'll be able to help too." Dahlia looked around, trying to spy where she'd kicked the carkin' Kolhii stick to."You know what they say: What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.""Is it safe to start moving the debris yet?" Dahlia didn't know much of anything about mining and the earth. And she realized a Le-Matoran would probably know even less.

IC: Cysero (Tunnel, Onu-Wahi)"You mean I'm not supposed to kick randomly and wait for the dirt to slide off of me?" he asked softly, trying to laugh. "Uhm...I'm towards the lower left. There's an air pocket, which means I must be breathing through a hole in the wall. Check near the edge of the dirt and dig from there."He sighed contentedly."Alright, then. You're okay, the stick's okay...it was worth it," he sighed, trying to save his breath. He closed his eyes, trying to pretend that there was sky and fresh air above him, trying to pretend that that he wasn't buried like a corpse into the hard earth of Onu-Wahi, and the two people in the world who could help him were on opposite sides of each other...-Teezy

IC: Dahlia"Okay," The Matoran unstrapped her own Kolhii stick which was a lot cheaper than a professional level stick, and it wouldn't matter if it got damaged or broken. "I'm going to start moving some dirt. There's a broken plank of wood sticking way out that needs to be freed. If anything starts caving in, anything, you yell, understand?"She now wished they hadn't left without Amorian. "Amor, are you there?" She shouted, trying to pierce the wall, praying to Mata Nui that the Fe-Matoran would answer. They could use his muscle just about now.

IC: [Arkrak]"Sorry, daydreaming. What happened?"

IC: NikarraNikarra gestured at Incommodo and Commodum, who were standing together and talking at the same time. "That."

IC: [Arkrak]"Who exactly is that?"

IC: CommodumCommodum turned to look at Arkrak, then held out her hand. "I'm Commodum. Or 'Com'. Or... nevermind. Anyway, I own this inn."

IC: [Arkrak]"If you're another of Incommodo's long lost relatives, I am going to get drunk."

IC: Commodum, Nikarra & Incommodo"Whose long lost relatives?""Mine. Nikarra here is my sister.""And 'Nikarra here' can guarantee that Commodum is not related to either Incommodo or me, thank god. However, at this point other problems arise.""Why do people keep comparing us?"

IC: [Arkrak]"The names. And remember the alias I gave you when you turned up to your own funeral? Commodo?"

IC: Incommodo"Admittedly, you do have a bit of a point there. But I don't think she reminds me of me... Hold on! That's it! I know who she reminds me of!" Incommodo's eyes widened. "She's practically the spit of Arkrak!"OOC: I got help from my friend for that line, too. XP

IC: [Arkrak]"Inc, I can't see the resemblance between us."

IC: Nikarra & PirokPirok opened his mouth to tell Incommodo he was nearly exactly the same as Commodum, but was stopped by Nikarra."Let's see how long it takes him to figure it out.""She's exactly the same as you, you moron!" The bartender shouted."Now I guess we'll never know."

IC: [Arkrak]"Okay ... also Inc, what happened to your girlfriend? Did she disappear while I was pondering?"

IC: Incommodo"She got me to pick between her and the sombrero. I picked the sombrero."

IC: [Arkrak]"Incommodo, despite the fact that I myself have never had a girlfriend or possess any tact when dealing with people of the opposite gender, even I know that you ALWAYS CHOOSE THE GIRL."

IC: Commodum"Don't be so hard on him. Sombrero's are unlike any other hat."

IC: [Arkrak]"I wear stetsons. Stetsons are cool."

IC: Incommodo & Commodum"Technically, fedora's are cooler than both.""Agreed."

IC: [Arkrak]"Nikarra, Red Guy, help me out here."

IC: Pirok & Nikarra"No. I'm just going to watch this. Something isn't right.""Y'know the way two negatives make a positive?""...Yeah?""From what I can tell, two Incommodo's makes an almost-normal-person. He hasn't done anything unreasonable, completely insane, or catastrophic since she walked in."

IC: [Arkrak]"It's at times like these when I want a giant flying ship named the Infinity, and become similar to that Captain Bright guy my brother is a fan of, only I beat the fail out of people by kicking them."OOC: Hubert - Making references to 2010 BZPRPG two years later.

IC: Commodum & Incommodo"Whatever." Commodum said. "Oh! I have an idea!"Commodum disappeared for a few seconds, before reappearing with drinks for Ihrey, Kurot, Tehlin, Pirok, Nikarra, Arkrak, Incommodo and herself. "All of you should know that, when stress and soap opera-style revelations take place, you go for a drink. But, a drink is never enough. You always end up taking a second one."So, I had the bartender design this! The effects should be instantaneous, and last up to eight hours or more!"OOC: Vorex: Being ambiguous for five minutes, or more!

IC: [Arkrak]"I don't really think I should drink."

OOC: Hub, this is the perfect chance to expand on the scene which took place last time Inc and Arkrak were drunk. Especially since it's the same bar. :PThink about how hilarious it would be if EVERY CHARACTER here was reduced to a drunken mess?We'd get to see how they reacted. Which would be funny in itself.IC: CommodumCommodum's eyes seemed to become larger, and it looked like tears were welling up in them.

IC: [Arkrak]"Tell me, were you here the last time Incommodo and I got drunk here?"

IC: Commodum"No. I've been touring Mata-Nui.""I was." The bartender growled. "You two destroyed the bar, did massive destruction to the property, professed your love for eachother with a 'friendly' hug and then woke up four hours later."

IC: [Arkrak]"Yeah. Basically that was what happened."

IC: Commodum & Incommodo"I can't believe I missed that!" Commodum groaned. "It siunds like it was hilarious!""It was." Incommodo chuckled.

IC: [Arkrak]"It wasn't."

IC: Incommodo"What's wrong with you? I went along with it when it was YOUR idea. It's almost as if you're sane."OOC: Arkrak's refusal to drink seems suspiciously out of character to me...

IC: Dahlia"Okay," The Matoran unstrapped her own Kolhii stick which was a lot cheaper than a professional level stick, and it wouldn't matter if it got damaged or broken. "I'm going to start moving some dirt. There's a broken plank of wood sticking way out that needs to be freed. If anything starts caving in, anything, you yell, understand?"She now wished they hadn't left without Amorian. "Amor, are you there?" She shouted, trying to pierce the wall, praying to Mata Nui that the Fe-Matoran would answer. They could use his muscle just about now.

OOC: They did promise not to do it again.IC: [Arkrak]"I'm just being cautious. Still mad, but a bit more cautious."

OOC: Yes, but these are special circumstances.IC: Commodum & Incommodo"Where's your sense of adventure?" Commodum asked."I think he left it at home."

IC: [Arkrak]"Fine, I'll have the drink."

IC: Commodum"Yay!" Commodum screamed, before downing her whole drink in one and collapsing on to the floor. After writhing for a few seconds, she picked herself up. "I'm okay!"IC: Pirok"What is this?" Pirok asked the bartender."It's about five drinks put into one and then concentrated so that it could fit into a glass." The bartender replied, pressing a small button beneath the bar."What did you just do?""After they came here last time, I decided to put in security measures."

IC: [Arkrak]"Well, time to drink some as well."