BZPRPG: Onu-Wahi

OOC: See, Automaton? (I know you're reading this)You give your characters drinks, and then I go one better, simply for the point of comedy.IC: IncommodoShortly after taking some of his own drink, Incommodo was making bets against Commodum over pretty much everything.

OOC: ...Wat...? You...sure showed me...? ...Probably? o_OIC: Kurot and IhreyKurot regarded her drink with a curious look. She liked the idea of such a concoction but knew she had to put it off. The hangover would likely be hideous. That, and she had more pressing matters. "Ihrey, while you're here, you should probably know-" She turned to Ihrey, ready to reveal the news when she saw Ihrey was already in the process of downing her glass. The Toa of lightning swallowed the last dreg and looked up bleary eyed at the Vortixx."What do you want?""...Viroki's in town."Ihrey's eyes widened, then she smacked her head on the table and started dozing.

IC: [Arkrak]"I need a girlfriend," muttered Arkrak as he continued to nurse his drink, obviously very drunk.

IC: Tehlin"Hur... My need for girlfriend is greater then your'sh," A certain Toa of Plantlife said, picking himself off the floor.He had downed the drink in less then a second, and promply fell on the floor. The only reason he was able to stand up was the fact that the table was holding his weight.

IC:CrunCrun headed back to the ship, tons of kitchen equipment floating behind him as he sung a merry tune under his breath. "Yo-Ho Yo-Ho, a pirate's life for me..."

IC: [Arkrak]"Nobody appreciates my eccentricities! All I want is some love!"

IC: Dahlia, Onu Koro TunnelA voice drifted back to her through the rubble, and it wasn't Cysero. "Amorian! Thank Mata Nui! Cysero, it's Amor!" She leaned heavily on her Kolhii stick, realizing suddenly how relieved she was that she didn't have to go through with this excavation alone. "Amor, Cysero is buried in there. Near the lower left. I guess he'd be on your lower right. He can't stay there forever, we need to get him out. Do you have light on your side, Amor?"And then to Cysero, "Cysero, I know you don't have a sky-full of air, but I need you to talk to me so I know where to start digging. Can you do that for me?"

IC: Pirok, NikarraNikarra drank some of her rink, an sat back watching everyone else.Pirok pretended to drink his, but actually just poured it out. He wasn't going to be reduced to the same level as almost everyone else there.

IC: [Arkrak]"Incommodo! Let us create some industrial-grade super glue!"

IC: KurotKurot prodded the thoroughly out of it Ihrey. "Uh...Is she even breathing?" She put her glass under the table, if only to hide it. If she was lucky, she might accidentally kick it over.

IC: Commodum & Incommodo"Twenty widgets says you can't make industrial-grade superglue.""Twenty widgets says I can!" Incommodo replied, standing up, only to fall on to the ground.

IC: [Arkrak]"I left all my materials in Chronn's backyard. Come Inc, let us go create industrial grade super-glue."

IC: Nikarra & PirokNikarra stumbled over to the bar, and sat beside Pirok.Pirok looked over at Nikarra. "Uh... hi..."

IC: TehlinNot wanting to do an Incommodo and fall over again, Tehlin; even in this state; decided it would be best to sit down. And he did, well, half-way sat down. He missed half of his chair on the way down and ended up almost falling over again.

IC: [Arkrak]"You know what," said Arkrak, his innate ability to have full control over his motor functions while drunk coming into effect as he stood up. "I think I'm about to break into song."

IC: IncommodoIncommodo picked himself up off the ground. "Ugh... My head hurts..."Incommodo looked around. "Hold on, Arkrak, there might be the equi... equi... equip... stuff to make glue here."

IC: [Arkrak]"Awesome. We're off to make find some glue~! Some wonderful, wonderful glue!"

OOC: ^^^ you people are insane.IC: Nanashi and Deyr entered the Onu-koro Bazaar.2ndOOC: Bunnying done with permission

OOC: tis how we roll...http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/cool.pngIC: TehlinAfter a few tries, he managed to properly seat himself, and Tehlin relaxed back in his chair.Only to fall back in it, hitting the back of his head rather hard on the ground. The Toa of Plantlife shot up, in glared at the chair."The whole WORLD IT AGAINST ME!"IC: Deyr"Have you ever traveled-been to Onu-Koro before?" the Le-Matoran asked cheerfully, going from on stand to the next. HE wasn't going to buy anything, but it always interested him to see new things.

OOC: I just press Z or R twice.IC: [Arkrak]"Don't worry my dear friend, once we have glue, we shall be able to keep your chair stuck to the ground!"

IC: TehlinThe Toa of Plantlife looked over at Arkrak and replied, "Thou must hurry! Tis a dangerous quest ahead!"He then motioned with his hand, and the chair-being made out of wood-picked itself up and placed itself back the way it was.

OOC: I can't believe I'm doing this...IC: RahinHaving lost his previous target, the Turaga of Ice decided to go to another bar. He hadn't yet had his fill.Upon crossing the threshold, he saw several beings, mostly Toa, drunk."WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!" He bellowed.

IC: Tehlin"Would you like a book or a list?" the Toa said cheerfully."Cause I have both."

IC: [Arkrak]"We are on a quest for glorious glue, venerable elder."

IC: RahinRahin facepalmed. "You're all drunk as skunks!"He tapped his cane against the ground. "When I was a Toa, they were a respectable race! Proud, and honorable! Oh how far you have fallen."

IC: [Arkrak]"We deeply apologise for not living up to your standards elder. Yet our quest for INDUSTRIAL GRADE SUPER GLUE is of great importance. One that requires cunning and tact. We must venture in the backyard of Chronn himself on our journey."

IC: Tehlin"Go forth now, and RETRIEVE the SUPPLIES of the SUPER-GLUE. Before its too LATE."

IC: PirokPirok walked over to Rahin. "Look, every single one of them is completely insane. You do not want to stand there for long. Really."

IC: Tehlin"I AM NOT INSANE. Just eccentric."The grey-armored Toa shook his fist in the air as he said this.

IC: [Arkrak]"Yes we must! Incommodo, I will require your skills for this!"

IC: Nanashi"No, but it seems interesting." Nanashi leaned over to look at a carved statue.

IC: RahinRahin glanced at Pirok. "Kid, I saw more insane in one day than you've probably seen in one day. Then I met these guys. You might be right.""Oh, and don't go angering Chronn! The guy's a prick!"

IC: Kurot and Ihrey"I'd just like to point out," Kurot said to the Turaga who was now watching the rather ludicrous display of inebriated Toa, "That I'm definitely not among the drunkards. I prefer to never get drunk.""Nooooope," a drunken Ihrey slurred, still face down on the table. "That time when...party...You and Dynra..."Ihrey never finished her sentence, as at that moment, Kurot hooked her foot around the Toa's chair and pulled it out from underneath her.

IC: Tehlin"Rescued!" he said, grabbing onto the Toa of Lightning to keep her from falling. Funny thing was, it probably would have worked if he wasn't so drunk, but for the time being; his sense of balence was just gone."Oh noes! Were going dooownnn-"IC: Deyr"Yep!" the Le-Matoran said cheerfully. Noticing that the Vortixx was studying the statue, he added, "Perhaps we can walk-go to Po-Koro some soon-time. They have a lot of carver-statues there."

IC: IhreyAs soon as she felt Tehlin clutch onto her, Ihrey took the opportunity to roll as she fell and use Tehlin to cushion the impact as she hit the ground.

IC: TehlinHe landed on the floor, and Ihrey landed on him. This knocked the breath out of him, but he didn't seem to notice."Ah ha! Still saved," he said, rather quietly because of his lack of air,

IC: Ihrey"Thanks..." Ihrey slurred, then picked her chair back up and went back to sleep.

IC: Pirok & Nikarra"I know all of these people. If you want to keep even the tiniest bit of sanity, you should lea-" Pirok was cut off as Nikarra grabbed him and pulled him back to the bar."You're staying with me."

IC: RahinRahin sighed, and gestured toward the bartender. "A Salamanders Revenge, please. " He sat next to Nikarra. "I'm gonna need it."

IC: Tehlin"Imma hero. Woot!" He said, still trying to regain his breath.