BZPRPG: Onu-Wahi

IC: [Arkrak]"One does not change eye colours so easily."

IC: Incommodo"That's because of my slightly-botched laser eye surgery. It was this or contact lenses."

IC: [Arkrak]"Just so you know, there is no laser-eye surgery."

IC: Incommodo"That WOULD explain why it didn't work quite right."

IC: [Arkrak]"Right ..."

IC: Incommodo"Yup."IC: [unknown] & Reichenbach[A FEW HOURS AFTER THAT INCIDENT WITH THE SWORD]The Toa of Sonics stood outside the entrance to the catacombs. "Onyx!"He took a moment to look down at the corpse he carried in his arms, at the hole in its chest through which he could see the ground. The light glinted off its fanged Mahiki, the mask which had once struck fear into many hearts.

IC: [Arkrak]"Well I'm very drunk."Sheesh, and I thought the other one was mad.

IC: Commodum"Y'know," began Commodum; "Someone should get Arkrak a girlfriend. He's misunderstood. And lonely. And drunk."

IC: [Arkrak]"Nobody appreciates my explosions."The other one had fans though.

IC: Commodum"I appreciate explosions, as long as they don't involve fire."

IC: [Arkrak]"You like concussive force?"

IC: Commodum"I have no idea what that means, but the answer is probably maybe."

IC: TehlinThe Toa of Plantlife was passed out on the table, snoring rather loudly. Although, he would wake at the slightest disturbance.

IC: IncommodoIncommodo's eyes flickered again, and he cleared his throat. "If you'll excuse me, I need to go upstairs for a short while."Once he reached his room, he shut the door, and collapsed against it."Hello, Incommodo." Incommodo looked up after hearing that."You can't be here. You aren't real.""Oh, I'm just as real as you. Even more so, actually." A blue figure with glowing red eyes walked out of the corner of the room."How are you doing that?""I'm controlling your senses of sight and hearing. The only good part about being stuck in the same body as you is controlling your perception.""What do you want?" Incommodo sighed."Revenge.""On whom? Seriously, you're gone. You're old now. I'm in control now. I'm dominant. How do you suspect to get out long enough for something like revenge?""I will get my own body.""You can't. Even with an Iden, that would be impossible. We're the same spirit.""No we aren't. There was a person who had a theory suggesting that, in people with split personalities, the soul itself actually split in two. I just have to take control for long enough to use an Iden and get out of here.""And there are loads of bodies that are alive and missing souls, of course.""Just you wait and see, Incommodo. I will take control. I am going to replace you. I am going to take away everything that ever mattered to you. And I'm going to kill my sister.""She's my sister now.""Don't be a fool. Now, you are going to go back down there, and return to faking ignorance and pretending that you don't know I exist, and don't remember anything that I did.""You won't win." Incommodo snarled, before unlocking his door and walking back downstairs. "I'm feeling better now."OOC: No-one heard that conversation, FYI.

IC: TehlinAt that moment, Tehlin woke up, and he shook his head. "What the-" he started to say, only to fall off of his chair. "Oww..."Rubbing his head, both because of hitting it and a massive headache, he looked around. "Hm... What happened to Nikarra... And Pirok?" he asked, noticing the two absent Toa.

IC: Viroki, Fidelas, Kurot and IhreyViroki regarded the rabble around her disapprovingly. Under normal circumstances, she could tolerate drunken behaviour, so long as it would result in disagreements and later, fights. It was the foolishness she disapproved of. She looked down at Ihrey who was still fast asleep, not having seemed to have acknowledged the Skakdi's arrival. That, or she was putting it on to avoid her. "Can I have a word with you in private?" Viroki asked, looking over at Kurot. Kurot frowned. "No, you can't. I know what you're going to ask and the answer is a resolute 'no'.""You always were the most stubborn," Viroki said, trying to hide her growing frustration by glancing at her fingers and examining their sharpness. "It's strange, I seem to remember you agreeing to our arrangements so passionately. You were always so confident in our potential for success. How times change.""I realised just what horrors we were surrounding ourselves with in our efforts to get to the top," the Vortixx scowled. She crossed her arms and looked down at Fidelas, who winced in response to the sudden attention, and then back up to Viroki, their eyes locked together. "And the horrors it can make us be a part of."Viroki smirked and looked at the floor shaking her head. "It's cute, how you see yourself as better than everyone else, when you've killed just as willingly as the rest. You still do, as I recall." Before Kurot could interject with what looked to be a foul mouthed, yet colourful retort, Viroki continued, leaning back against a table. "But that's not why I'm here, which may surprise you. No, I'm here over a private matter that I would rather discuss with you away from prying eyes and intent ears." She glanced down at Fidelas."You have one minute to talk with me. And if you try to convince me to help you group everyone back together, then I'm walking away."The Skakdi's grin widened and she chuckled gently, a sound not unlike that of meat getting ripped in half. "Fidelas, stay with the drunken rabble here, and keep your ears closed to our conversation, else there will be all of Karzahni to pay. And don't get in a conversation with them either. You know what happened last time." Fidelas trembled, but nodded all the same.

IC: Commodum & Incommodo"He fainted and Nikarra dragged him upstairs." Commodum explained to Tehlin. "We were having a conversation about what they were doing and whether or not it was understanable for Arkrak to talk about Nikarra in front of Inc, when his eyes started changing colours and he went to his own room for a few minutes. What were you doing there, anyway?""It doesn't matter." Incommodo said. His tone of voice indicated that whoever said it did matter would feel a lot of pain. But although his tone seemed aggresive, his eyes were wild with fear. "Hey, does anyone want to have a holiday? I hear Ga-Wahi is good this time of year.""Judging by your sunglasses and sombrero, you were just in Ga-Wahi.""How about Po-Wahi? Or Le-Wahi? Maybe even Ta-Wahi, I hear facing fears is always a good idea. In fact, definitely not Ta-Wahi. How about Ko-Wahi? It's peaceful and quiet. Quiet might be a good thing." Incommodo spoke incredibly quickly, his eyes darting from left to right, and his right leg was constantly moving.

IC: Tehlin"Dude, slow the heck down," he said, still gripping his head. "Holiday? Sure, I'm on vacation anyway."

IC: Incommodo & Commodum"See? A holiday is a wonderful idea. We should all go on holiday. And get away from Onu-Koro. And any bad memories that we may associate with it. But I don't have any bad memories, obviously." Incommodo continued to glance left and right."Incommodo? Are you alright?" Commodum asked. Although Incommodo obviously wasn't alright, it was a non-optional social convention."I am FINE." His eyes flashed red as he shouted at Commodum.

IC: Tehlin"Nah, man. You seem worse then I feel..." the Toa of Plantlife said, shaking his head. "Water? Anyone have some water?"

IC: IncommodoIncommodo sat back in his seat, breathing sharply and quickly, as the bartender got a glass of water and handed it to Tehlin. "I. Am. Fine."

IC: Tehlin"Whatever," he said, and downed the water. The Ve-Toa shook his head, trying to clear it and added, "Take it easy then... Seriously."

IC: Incommodo & Commodum"I am taking it easily. I'm taking it perfectly easy." Incommodo's speech had slowed down somewhat, but he still seemed a bit panicky. He looked up, and noticed a mirror on the other side of the bar. His reflection, however, made no movement. It continued to look down.Then, a few seconds later, it looked up, exposing the glowing red eyes and the sneer that crossed it's lips. It walked over to the mirror, breathed on it, and then wrote:Have fun being dead.Commodum saw Incommodo staring at the mirror, and looked at it herself, although she saw nothing. A few seconds later, she heard a dull thud, and turned to see that Incommodo had fainted and hit his head on the table.

IC: TehlinThe Toa of Plantlife stood up, and walked over Inc. "Relax," he said, lifting the Toa's head off the table, "I'm a doctor. Well, medic, but who cares?"

IC: CommodumCommodum leant over Incommodo. "He's not breathing."

IC: Tehlin"Yes, we are going to have to get air into his lungs..." Tehlin snapped his fingers near the Toa of Magnetism's audio receptors, "Or just wake him up."

IC: CommodumWhen Incommodo did nothing, Commodum glared at Tehlin. "What kind of medic are you?"Commodum grabbed Incommodo and began repeatedly pressing down on his chest.

IC: Tehlin"One who just downed more alcohol then thought possible," he said, and waved his hand. Out of floor grew a vine with a strange fruit growing on the end of it. "So my head hurts and I can't think strait."He grabbed the fruit, crushed it, and said, "Ok, this might work... Open his mouth."

IC: Commodum"I really don't think trusting you with reviving him is a good idea. Go upstairs, and tell his sister." Commodum said, continuing to try and get Incommodo breathing.

IC: Tehlin"Yeah... That's probably a good idea," the Toa of Plantlife said, and made his way upstairs. He paused at the door, and knocked."Helllooooo...... Yeah, your brother just passed out.... And isn't breathing.... FYI."

IC: Nikarra & PirokNikarra had been with Pirok, and when she heard the knocking she prepared to shout out that she was busy. However, after hearing the message, she pulled away from Pirok and opened the door. "He WHAT?"Pirok walked over behind her. "I'll... I'll go get medical assistance."

IC: TehlinThe Toa of Plantlife looked from Nikarra to Pirok, and back again. "Yeah... For you or for him?" he asked the red-armored Toa."Nevermind. Yeah, he was staring at a mirror all funny... Then he passed out... And is now suffocating... Should'a told Com to try mouth-to-mouth, that might have worked."

IC: Nikarra & PirokNikarra took a moment to glare at Tehlin, before she and Pirok rushed downstairs.IC: CommodumCommodum continued to try and revive Incommodo, then stopped pressing down for a second, put her mouth against his and tried to force the air into his mouth. "Still nothing!"She returned to pressing down. She didn't know the guy, but she was NOT letting her inn get a bad reputation because someone died in it.

IC: Tehlin"Anyone try zapping him yet?" Tehlin asked, making his way down the stairs. "You know... Shock him awake."The constant pain in his head made it hard to think, and he pressed his forehead against the wall. "Son of a... I am not doing that again."

IC: Nikarra, Pirok & CommodumNikarra considered shocking her brother, but decided against it. "I don't think I know how to electrocute someone without killing them."Pirok didn't stop, but ran out of the door and to the hospital (which was conveniently close), stopping the first paramedics he saw. "A guy passed out in an inn, The Unfortunate Fikou. He's not breathing."Commodum pressed down on Incommodo again, and again. Still nothing.

IC: Tehlin"If they don't come quickly enough... I'mma gonna use this on him, ok?" the grey-armored Toa said, tossing the fruit from one hand to another.

IC: [Arkrak]"Inc, wake up or I'll get Chronn to eat you."There was an awkward silence."What, it might work."

IC: Commodum, Nikarra & IncommodoCommodum leant over, and pressed her lips once again against those of the unmoving Incommodo...And found him trying to kiss her. She pulled away as soon as she realised he was alive again.Incommodo's eyes opened. "After this is over... I'm asking you out for dinner..." He managed to say, before his eyes closed over again. However, this time he remained breathing.Nikarra looked at her brother, thinking about how he had asked a girl out successfully for the second time that day, and she was in her first relationship in months. "How the heck does a guy everyone thought was gay manage to go through two relationships in one day?"OOC: The answer is alcohol. http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/cool.png

IC: TehlinThe was a less then sane, and slightly evil grin on the Toa of Plantlife's face. It quickly disappeared, however, and he said, "Is one of the great questions of the sane world.""Whatever, least he's breathing again."

IC: Commodum"He doesn't." Commodum answered. "The moment he wakes up I'm telling him that I decline."A group of paramedics with a stretcher ran in, lifting Incommodo on to it.