BZPRPG: Onu-Wahi

IC(Tajeh): Tajeh followed Tirus' eyes to his wrist. "Oh, bloody kraz..." he swore as he saw it clearly in the light. It was swollen, bruised and his hand was bent at an odd angle. "I don't think that's natural." he joked nervously. Tajeh tore one of the leather straps off his pack and used it to make a sling. It was primitive, but it worked. Tajeh looked back at Tirus. "I didn't find Gahuari."

IC: IncursoIncurso leant against a wall, not far from the group, and as they moved they approached him. "Nice job you did back there."

IC-Raxa:"We know," Raxa said curtly, before continuing off after Hound. He sheathed his knives and his tomahawk, having only his warhammer out. Raxa smiled at that-Onyx used what was essentially a much larger version of Raxa's new weapon. Pretty soon, it would be time to see just what Raxa could do to the other Toa with it.

IC: Incurso"I counted 51 ways you could have killed them." Incurso pointed out.

IC: Raknar (Infernavika, Onu-Wahi)Before Perkahn could properly survey his surroundings any further, a blur of brown flashed by the crew's eyes: Raknar had jumped into the air and swung his open hand towards the brewmaster. Raknar's fingertips made contact with Perkahn's lips, smacking against the bare edges of his teeth. Time seemed to slow as the Skakdi touched ground, cackling like a madman and immediately running off towards somewhere random on the ship.Slap one. Go.-Teezy

IC Yasurek:Yasurek was standing on the deck looking out upon Onu-wahi, when suddenly activity stirred on the deck of the ship. As he looked on, Perkahn was slapped in the face by Raknar with great force. As the captain scurried away, Yasurek caled after him, "Captain Raknar sir, is there any reason you just slapped your own crewmate?" He trailed off as the skadi had vanished from view to who knew where on the ship.

IC-Grochi:As Raknar ran off from Perkahn, a fast hand quickly came out, smacking the Skakdi along the cheek as well. Grochi then ducked down, activating his Kualsi to move through the quick much faster than the others.The war has begun.

IC: Tirus & Kirian, Onu-WahiKirian, as silent as the death he was named after, watched Tajeh in silence. "There's clinics and hospitials in Onu-Koro." He murmured as he followed Hound.Tirus grumbled something crude, and glanced at Tajeh before setting off, using the Hammer as a walking-stick, as he had done more and more often as of recently.

IC: [Arkrak]"I suppose we'll be here for a while."

IC(Tajeh): Tajeh ran up next to Tirus and matched his speed before he motioned at Kirian. "Did I say something wrong?" he asked, a tone of worry in his voice.

IC: (The Infernavika)Raknar did not take into account just one factor. Perkahn's mask.Activating his Kanohi, in just a second, Perkahn had procured himself into Raknar's vicinity barely a millisecond after Grochi had slapped him. Neither of the two noticed much as he blitzed past, striking Raknar across the face on the way and speeding off down underdeck.

IC: Lasinia"Hi there~!" said Lasinia cheerfully as she appeared right next to the slapping match. "This looks fun, can I join in~?"

OOC: Sorry, guys. Was really busy over the weekend. So, Darkon, you have permission to bunny Gravity if I'm not online, alright?IC: GravityI followed after the others, de-activating my Mahiki as I walked. Shape-shifting back into my normal form, and rubbed my head. Getting slammed into the ceiling and then the floor was not fun.

OOC: Gravity~ We need Dehkaz to head to Po-Koro before Drunk!Tillian and Drunk!Skyra destroy the world~!IC: [Arkrak]"I can't feel my legs."

OOC: Hubert, right! Dehkaz shall bring the VOICE OF REASON soon. Like this post soon.

Kale Ironshaper- The FowardiIC: They reached the ship after an hour or so of traveling through the twisting, dim tunnels that honeycombed to Onu-wahi area. Luckily there were no rahi attacks on the way so the caravan emerged into the sunlight in one piece.Kale sighed as he watched the cannons being pulled towards the Fowardi. It looked like it would be several hours of hard work to get them in place with all the ropes and whatnot that were needed for shipboard cannons.

OOC: I'm bring Xxeth back from the...sick bay...IC: Xxeth - Below Deck, Infernavika -Xxeth shot straight up to a sitting position. "Where the karz..." He looked around the room in confusion. Where was he? And more importantly....who was he? Currently unknown to Xxeth, he'd been in a coma for quite some time now, and apparently forgotten by his crewmates. Xxeth stumbled out of the room...and started to head toward a set of stairs, he began to slowly walk up the incline, though his muscles ached from lack of use.

IC: (Below-Deck, The Infernavika)"Xxeth, nice to see you," a bolt that whizzed past the Toa said, as it slowed down and materialized as Perkahn. "I guess you've recovered? Need some help up t'stairs? Sorry if I seem a bit hyperactive, I've a mad Skakdi chasing me and intent on slapping me across the face."

IC: SongWith an evil laugh, Song zoomed past, slapping every crew member she saw, including Xxeth, Lasinia, and Grochi.And if course, Perkahn, who was talking to Xxeth.

IC-Grochi:As soon as Perkahn said that, a green form appeared in front of him, slapping him hard and then disappearing. Grochi then reappeared, smacking Xxeth with both hands from behind before again disappearing, now hunting for Song.Count: Raknar, 1. Song, 5. Perkahn, 1. Grochi, 3. Not good.Grochi reappeared next to Song, who had taken a moment to search, reaching out and slapping her lightly-after all, he wasn't going to harm the girl, unlike the others. He then ran off, activating his mask and catching up by the surprised Verak, reaching out and slapping that man as well.Count: Raknar, 1. Song, 5. Perkahn, 1. Grochi, 5. Better.

IC: Xxeth - Infernavika, Onu-Wahi -Xxeth looked at everyone with shock and confusion. "The heck!? Who are you people? Where the karz am I?" Xxeth looked like he didn't recognize anyone, or anything around him. Though he heard someone say 'Xxeth', somehow that seemed familiar.

IC: (Below-Deck, The Infernavika)"You can't be serious!" Perkahn half-shrieked, half-sighed, in a wonderful demonstration of how two completely unrelated actions merge. "I can't slap her back. Firstly, that's misogyny, and second, Seprillian's already on my case."A few seconds later, he turned his head and spat. "This game is getting really unfair. Well, if they want to play rough..."He turned to Xxeth again, slowly. He read enough cliche books to realize this was a case of amnesia, or at least a very good act. Now, though, he reasoned, this wasn't a good time to explain everything to him. "Sorry, my friend," he said as he backhanded him across the face and sped off to the upper deck, using his Kakama. Verak was in the way, just recently struck by a sudden assault by Grochi; Perkahn decided to join in that as well, slapping him solidly across the face and bursting off again, after Grochi.

IC: Raknar (Infernavika, Onu-Wahi)Meanwhile, Captain Raknar Seprillian was resting in his own little hiding spot, a place no one else on the crew existed. Lohkar had often come here to relax and plan: Raknar planned on doing the same here."I will smack your faces off of your faces," he hissed to himself. "Just wait..."-Teezy

IC-Grochi:Grochi teleported a couple more times, coming to rest in a small spot he liked to go and hide when he had really nothing to do...or wanted nothing to do.Imagine his surprise when Raknar was there as well.He quickly reached out and smacked Raknar, before teleporting away without offering any explanation as to how Verak had shown Grochi the spot.

IC: SongWith a grin, Song slapped Perkahn again.And then she slapped Verak.Song; 5.

IC: Xxeth - Infernavika, Onu-koro -Xxeth sighed, from what he had gathered this was some sort of slapping contest on a ship. He managed to climb up all the way, he looked around carefully. "Why can't I remember anything....and why is everyone slapping each other!?" He yelled at nobody in particular.

IC-Grochi:Grochi popped up in front of the already surprised Perkahn, slapping him, then using his mask to get to where he could smack Verak, then using it yet again to get off farther through the ship where it would take everybody a little while to find him.All of this without getting retailiated upon.Grochi: Eight.

OOC: Dafuuuuuq guys, I was blitzing with a Kakama on. Well then take this then.IC: (The Infernavika)Perkahn, although he was confused on how they managed slapping him while he was running with the power of a Kakama on, still could react well enough to slap them both back.... And then once more to Grochi, before he sped off.Seconds later, he found himself in Doomslayer's explosives closet, barricading the door with everything that was there. Including most of the explosives.

OOC: So was Song. :PIC: SongSong blitzed past, slapping Xxeth twice, once on each cheek.And while Lasinia wasn't looking, she was slapped too.

IC: Xxeth - Infernavika, Onu-koro Xxeth on instint used his Kakama as well and managed to slap Song back as she whizzed past him. "Cut it out!" He roared.

IC: Raknar (Infernavika, Onu-Wahi)'Why does everyone know where to find this place?" a voice rang out. A trapdoor, covered by explosives, was knocked open, and Seprillian crawled his way out and grinned with a wink at the brewmaster."They drove you away, too, eh, mate?" he asked. "Can't say I'm surprised. They've gone mad. They have to be stopped."-Teezy

OOC: K'.IC: Tirus, Onu-Wahi"No." Tirus replied, his face like stone.

IC: (The Infernavika)Perkahn nodded, slowly. "You're right. What began as a gentlemen's contest has become a gorefest. We must put an end to this."Pacing back and forth for a moment, scratching his chin, and then stopping, he said, "I propose one last stand. We go out now and slap them all t'way down even into t'water if they don't calm down."

IC-Grochi:Grochi walked in, and lightly slapped Perkahn and Raknar each."Alright," he said, "Now I'm game for your idea."

IC: Raknar (Infernavika, Onu-Wahi)After securing the trapdoor to make sure nobody else could enter, Raknar turned and shook Perkahn's hand."I just want you to know," he said, "in case I get hit and get brain damage or something...it's been a real honor to drink your beer."The two kicked open the door.OOC: Nuh uh, Grochi. That door was barricaded. With explosives.-Teezy

IC: SongAnd were promptly slapped by Song. She cackled. "Gotcha!"

OOC: Retcon: Assume it happened after you kicked down the door."No, no, Song," Grochi said. "No more. We've each reached an even ten now, we should stop."

IC: (The Infernavika)Perkahn, however, wasn't right out of his league either. Just as Song drew her hands back, she found them stuck together by a hastily elementalized iron chain. Perkahn's hand was held up in the air."Alright, you're going into the water."After a quick nod of approval by Raknar, Perkahn Highwind, "Stormbringer", seized Song and literally, with the help of just a little bit of his Kakama, blitzed to the upper deck."And oooooff you go..."And off she went. He made sure to do two things before he let her fall, though.The first one was to dispose of the iron chain he'd made. The second one was to slap her.

IC: Raknar (Infernavika, Onu-Wahi)Captain Raknar Seprillian snapped forward like a raging bull, spinning underneath Grochi's outstretched arm as he went for another slap and jumping in the air, slamming his open hand into the Toa's face. The air was filled with the sound of jiggling cheek skin and a roar of surprise; time slowed as the captain lightly touched foot on deck and slammed another two slaps into the faces of Verak and Xxeth. The space-time continuum seemed to liquefy as Raknar jumped into the air and kicked off of the mast.As he mentally ticked down the seconds of hangtime, he did an upside-down slap right into Grochi's face - payback for invading his sanctuary - and touched ground lightly.-Teezy

IC-Grochi:"Ooow..." Grochi moaned. "Don't you think that was just a little too ostentatious, mate?" Grochi watched as a hand of wood grew out and smacked Raknar in the face, a smiling Verak looking down at them."Oh, Mata-Nui...this'll be good."

IC: Song"YOU BAST-" She hit the water, and used her mask to erupt out. She grabbed the armor attached to the Infernavika, and began to climb.