BZPRPG: Le-Wahi

IC: "Yer the Brakas tailpipe, ya Karzin' hooker!" OOC: Uh oh.

IC: [Ril]"Hey big guy? You may need to find a replacement, because he's going to die soon."

IC: "Roadbuster will survive. Though I may get him a replacement for other reasons..." Optimus slowly facepalmed. "Aaarrgh...."

OOC: Wow, Tawara really screwed that up big-time, didn't she? I've decided to skip the hospital scene and just assume it happened, as I would be RPing the entire thing anyway. Instead, I'll go straight to...IC: TawaraThe door creaked as Tawara entered the tailor shop and approached Rilan."Ah, hello, Mr. House Sitter Guy. They told me you'd be here. Remember me? Yeah, I've got some bad news. I swear it was an accident, but I really don't know how to put this lightly..."I killed your friend."

IC: [Ril]"He's rather moronic isn't he?"

IC: Removing his hand from his face, Optimus sighed. "To be perfectly blunt." He nodded to clarify.

Stalav stops in his tracks before looking up at the being. "Good bye," he says simply, leaving the "body guard" behind.-Mef Man

IC-Kal:"Ruh-roh. My "angry Matoran" senses are tingling. I think that Stalav's new bodyguard just did something extremely stupid."

IC: "Bah, good riddence!" Roadbuster stomped on back to Optimus."Roadbuster, you are once again relieved of Wrecker status." It would seem we will not receive payment this day..."Nauw wot are weh, the Dynamic Duo?""A more fitting title would be the Terrible Two." Optimus cut in."HAHA! And Roadbuster can be their misbehaving pet!""That works.""Perhaps." He sighed.

Stalav throws a not-so-nice gesture back toward the group as he walks off with his girl. These jokers didn't deserve a single widget and he wasn't going to give them one.-Mef Man

IC-Kal:Kal hurriedly ran back over to where Stalav was, before tossing a small bag of widgets at Optimus, if only so that he would feel like getting his armour cleaned."You know, Stalav, if you need a 'bodyguard,' you could always just asked me," he said to the Le-Matoran he had just met recently.

Stalav turns to Kal, a smile suddenly appering on his face. "Ah, someone with a brain, I see. Refreshing. I thought you had your suicidal group to attend to; too busy saving the island to be hired for a job like this."This would be great if I could hire him...-Mef Man

IC-Kal:"Ah, well, nothing's happening with them anyways. I may as well head off-they just don't seem right for me. Who knows, I might come back to them at some point, but for now, nah." He shrugged."So, where are you heading off to, Stalav? I've got nothing to do, so I may as well follow."

"Uh-" Stalav suddenly began to laugh. "Pala-Koro," he says, a large grin on his face. "I have some business oppurtunities to discuss with their leader."-Mef Man

IC-Kal:"Now I feel like you're torturing me for your own amusement," Kal jokingly accused. "Alright, looks like we're going back. Here." He stepped back a step."Look! Pala-Koro! It's almost like we never left."

IC: Optimus caught the bag. Good Karma? "Thank you." He inclined his head and opened the bag. Impressive, for a random gift. He didn't dare ask why, for fear of jinxing it.OOC: Lol.

IC: [Ril]"Morons everywhere."

IC:Kethrye tilted his head in agreement with Alfon, "Right, Xa-Koro's hardly picky about who it let's in. We won't exactly be the strangest thing to ever show up there. No, the problem will be trying to fixing it."His face shifted into a muddled frown as he snapped back to Plagia. "Wait, how did you get in here? I locked the door."- - - -Voriki blinked. A group of beings who seemed almost as insane as himself were conversing, arguing, really, nearby, with several of the others looking on in confusion and/or dismissal. Voriki sauntered over to speak with one of the Toa of Fire."Er- Ril, isn't it?" he said before gesturing towards the not-evil-clone of the being he had defeated earlier. "What's going on with them? Besides being completely loony, which seem to he their default state."

IC: [Ril]"I have absolutely no bloody idea."

Stalav smiles at his new guard's humor. It was good to see Kal again..."Oh, I almost forgot," Stalav says out loud. "Kal, meet Leena." Leena nods her head at the being, a smile on her face."Nice to meet you," the Matoran says.-Mef Man

IC:"Bloody ideas? Didn't know ideas had blood," Voriki said with a frown. "Knew they could be killed; Everything can be killed. I just assume an Idea's death would be more. . . metaphorical."He waived his hands around in a "Well, that's confusing" manner and then turned his head to the first hut he and the others had build when they had first arrive here. Which was only several months ago, even though it felt like eons. "What do you think they are doing in there? Plotting some sort of plan?"

IC: [Ril]"No idea."

IC: Optimus sighed. "Perhaps there truly is no such thing as sanity." Not a comforting thought.

IC: [Ril]"Yep."

IC - Decaia - Le-Koro Market: "Hm..."The Toa of Water was perched on a large tree branch that arced over the market of Le-Koro. His dark appearance masked by the shade of the canopy, he observed the busy platforms below, searching for a vendor who could fulfill his needs. Two empty weapon holsters--big enough to hold a pair of small axes--brushed against his outer thighs as he moved, their previous occupants having been lost quite a while ago. While he had intended on replacing as soon as possible, the Toa had... neglected... to fulfill that task.Now, however, he was back in Le-Koro, and as such, he saw no point in procrastinating any further... regardless of how much he would have preferred to do that. He sighed inwardly. Sometimes being a Toa--even one who deviated from standard traditions, such as saving villagers and fighting Rahi--could be such a hassle...Spotting an arms merchant nearby, Decaia moved, beginning the climb back down to the floor...

IC:Voriki chuckled. "No, there's certainly such a thing as santity. I've lost it, as have the rest of you, really."

IC: "If there is, I doubt most in this area have lost it. Perhaps you have. I cannot know."OOC: By the technical definition of sanity, even the Wreckers are sane. And I know people at my school who are literally three times more ridiculous than the people hanging around Pala-Koro.

IC-Kal:"Nice to meet you as well," Kal said, paying no heed to Leena's clothing--or, rather, her lack of clothing.

OOC:

OOC: By the technical definition of sanity, even the Wreckers are sane. And I know people at my school who are literally three times more ridiculous than the people hanging around Pala-Koro.

IC: "I have no idea how to respond to that."

IC: "Well. That's just terrible. Oh well, 'spose I'll go over and go see if the he had some stuff left to pawn." Rilan replied deadpan. He casually dropped the fang he was sharpening and stood up.The ex-pirate had seen death before, and it didn't come as surprise to hear of Gyren's death. The being dusted off his coat and made his way to the door."In all honesty, the guy was a recluse. No one 'ill care if he died, so run off now unless you want to pay for my services."

IC: [Ril]"I sorta do."

IC: "Please do, just so I might learn something."

IC: [Ril]"I completely agree with the guy. It's a million-to-one chance, but we might just win. Besides, million-to-one chances succeed nine times out of ten."

IC: Optimus scratched his nose. "That did not help at all."

IC: [Ril]"Yes it did."

IC: "While it is true that many heroic missions with such odds succeed in past attempts, it would be unwise to use it as a rule of thumb. You may even jinx it." He sighed. "What you fail to realize is that this is our reality, not a re-enactment of our legends."OOC: Don't break the fourth wall in response to that. I was gonna have him say "This is the RPG forum, and not the Epics forum." but I fixed that. So don't break the fourth wall. I can think of about five ways to respond to that with fourth wall breaking.

IC: [Ril]Ril sighed. "Does anyone even read anymore? I was just referencing a certain piece of literature."

IC: "My literature is not your own. I apologize for that. However, as I stated before, this is real life, and not literature in any form."

IC: [Ril]"Just a reference man. We were crazy enough to bring down the Hive. We may be crazy enough to bring down the Big One as well."