BZPRPG: Kumu Islets

IC: [Arkrak]"Oh hey Nikarra. Your brother has regained all his memories and is now trying to kill you."

IC: Incommodo, Chromia, Commodum & NikarraIncommodo gave a little wave."He what?"In the background, Commodum lunged at Chromia, who quickly stepped aside, causing Commodum to crash into a table.Chromia sent a small blast of sound at Commodum - when she lunged, she escaped the old bubble."Oh no she di-i'n't."

IC: [Arkrak]"Just so you know, I recommend you either try to knock him unconscious before he can start, or run. I expect you'll be dealing with 'knock him unconscious'."

IC: Incommodo & Nikarra"No." Nikarra said. "If he wants to kill me, he can do it.""What?" Incommodo only just managed to avoid being tripping over Chromia and Commodum, who were now rolling on the floor and punching each-other."If you want to kill me, go ahead.""Seriously?" Incommodo tried, a few times, to take out his blade. "I... I can't. I can't kill you.""You're not a killer, Incommodo." Nikarra sighed. "You have to acknowledge that."

IC: [Arkrak]"I would say that I saw that coming, but then I'd be lying."

IC: Incommodo & NikarraIn a flash, Incommodo stabbed forward at Nikarra, his blade now drawn, before crying out in pain as she twisted his wrist. "My hand... YOU BROKE MY HAND!""No, I broke your wrist. There's a difference." Nikarra stepped aside as Chromia flew through the air, propelled by magnetism. "And, technically, it isn't even broken. It'll be good as new in a few days.""My hand... MY HAAAAAND!" Incommodo sobbed.

IC: [Arkrak]"Incommodo? She sprained your wrist. Now stop crying and let's go find something to eat."

IC: Nikarra"First, Arkrak, just FYI, you might want to break up the fight between those two." Nikarra gestured at Chromia and Commodum. Chromia was now being magnetically forced to punch herself repeatedly, and being taunted by Commodum.

IC: [Arkrak]Arkrak sighed and turned to the two. "Please explain why you two are fighting?"

IC: Incommodo, Commodum & Chromia"Isn't it obvious?" Chromia threw a punch at Commodum, but it was quickly dodged."We are fighting OVER YOU." Commodum sent Chromia flying again with Magnetism, although she was running out of elemental energy and wouldn't be able to do it much more."Heh. Girls have never fought over me before." Incommodo chuckled.OOC: The funny thing being that Chromia doesn't even like Arkrak.

IC: [Arkrak]Arkrak blinked, before slowly turning to Nikarra. "Help?"

IC: Nikarra"Your best option is picking one. The other will end up all sad and depressed, but it's better than saying you like someone else without revealing their identity." Nikarra suggested. "Also, if you tell them that you don't like either of them, or that you like them both equally, they'll just turn on you. So don't say that either."

IC: [Arkrak]"Thanks for the useful advice," he muttered, voice dripping with sarcasm.

IC: Nikarra & Incommodo"Hey, what were you expecting, some kind of booklet explaining how the mind of a female works?" Nikarra sighed."Like a chick code?""What?""Y'know, bro code, chick co- nevermind..."

IC: [Arkrak]"I think I have a solution," said Arkrak suddenly. "Claim that I'm already in a relationship."

IC: Nikarra"With who?"

IC: [Arkrak]Arkrak paused. "I have no idea."

IC: Incommodo"I say you break both their hearts so that I can take advantage of their destroyed self-esteem." Incommodo suggested.

IC: [Arkrak]"Incommodo, shut up."

IC: Incommodo"Just offering suggestions, Arkrak. Seeing as the best you've come up with is saying that you're going out with someone, when the only other girl here is Nikarra."

IC: [Arkrak]Arkrak stared at Inc thoughtfully.

IC: Incommodo"Why do I have a bad feeling abot your current thoughtful expression?"

IC: [Arkrak]"Because my dear Incommodo, I have an idea."

IC: Incommodo"What is it?"

IC: [Arkrak]"In order to escape all of this, I will claim that I swing the other way."

IC: IncommodoIncommodo's eyes widened, before returning to normal. "Just homosexuality, or a homosexual relationship? Because, if it's the latter, I'm claiming to be bi so that I still have a chance with them."

IC: [Arkrak]"Just homosexual. Because our relationship is COMPLETELY PLATONIC."

IC: Incommodo"No problem. Then I can pick up the fragments of the white one's broken self-esteem." Incommodo grinned.

IC-Naut:Naut, from where he was still floating, watched the fight between Commodum and Chromia with interest. He soon got bored with it, however, so he used his element to pick up both fighters and move them to different parts of the room."Enough," the Toa of Gravity said. "There's no need to kill each other over one person."

IC: Nikarra & Chromia"Or you could do that." Nikarra shrugged.Chromia coughed and picked herself up. "Nice lateral thinking there..."

IC: [Arkrak]"Well, at least I don't have to go through with my plan."

IC: Incommodo"It was a pretty good plan." Incommodo admitted.

IC: [Arkrak]"Yes it was."

IC: ChromiaChromia moved, and winced. She'd hurt her arm fighting Commodum. "Ouch."

IC: [Arkrak]"So, seeing that everything is normal again, can we go now?"

IC:Slow, sarcastic clapping rang through the lobby. "Well done. Very well done. But you aren't going anywhere."Xylak stepped out of the darkness in the corner of the room. "I think you're much too entertaining for something as simple as normal life."

IC: [Arkrak]"Let me ask the obvious question: Who are you?"

IC: XylakXylak smiled and chuckled, his brilliant white teeth almost seeming to illuminate the room. "My apologies, how impolite of me. I am Xylak Ansanarasar."

IC: [Arkrak]"Nice to meet you Xylak Ansanarasar, I'm Arkrak, the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog."

IC: Xylak"Is that an actual title or are you some kind of imbecile?"